Read Your Very Own Fortune Cookie

unique and original online fortune cookies

Click here to reload this page to read yet another clever fortune.

How can you not read a fortune cookie? Even if you don’t eat it. After you read it, do you share it with others? Add “ bed” to the end of it? Save it for later?

BTW, all of the fortunes on this page are my own original text. You won’t find them in the fortune cookies you get at a restaurant. No Wonton Food fortunes here.

Meanwhile, did you know you can make your own fortune cookies? Sunbeam even makes a machine so you can make them in your own kitchen. (Not that the machine is cheap.) Or you can get this silver fortune cookie and put your own fortunes in it.

If kitchen trinkets are more your thing try these choptick holders. Goofy IMHO. I’m more inclined to buy one these Christmas tree ornaments or perhaps this one instead.